New Life

The airplane was descending. Dave gripped his seat tighty. He had made it , he escaped his nightmare. Now he was ready to start his new life in hell. Some how dave survived the crash landing . The plain had ripped into hundreds of pieces. Yet Dave had survived the horrific crash. Dave slowly emerged from the  rubble and ripped up left overs of the plane.  As Dave gazes from were he emerged all he can see is darkness . Then "POOF" all of a sudden fire starts ripping threw the darkness all around him . He backs up slowly and trips . Dave go's to get back up but then he looks up. And he sees the sky and he realizes he is seeing the sky from deep under the earth. For daves plane had crashed through a crevis in the ground . And the plain had tipped and tumbled to the depts of hell. Dave wants to run away but he turns around to find he is trapped by fire....Trapped in Hell

Creek

Help I scream ,while I run I doubt anyone will hear or care .I am in a forest running from a demon it is way faster then me. It is quickly getting closer to me and closer and closer. The Hell tree's covered in thorns and fire are screaming through the fire scorching there bark .They are trying to tangle there vines covered in fire like whips covered in hooks and glass around my legs to trip me .In the hope that they will be released from the fiery hell that they live in , for helping the savage demand that is chasing me."-Ahhh-" I scream one of the fire vines snaps on my ankle and singes my skin and shoots pain threw my leg. I try to rip the vine off my ankle it stings my hands and burns them but I manage to rip it of my ankle. But the demand has caught up by now and he tries to grasp my scarred back from the tourcher chambers of Hell.He misses tho , I am running faster then I ever could before I am so scared of going back to the hell I have lived in. I come to a creek of boiling oil ,it is sizzling and is spitting drops of oil  out .I realize I am going to have to jump over the creek of boiling oil.I quickly approach I hessitate a little but then I jump .Everything suddenly  stops I am in mid air all I can hear is the screams from the souls being tourchered in the depts of hell. And all I feel is the thick hot air and I can smell the skin burning of the souls of the people that died. Then everything starts again so fast and I land on the other side. I feel safe for a few seconds ,for I have escaped from a demond . But the feeling quickly disappears when I realize I am still in Hell. I close my eyes to try and relax from the burns and terrrors I have went through in Hell. When I open them Two demends are standing in front of me the grab my arms and take me over to the boiling oil. They dip my face in and let it singe all the skin and muscle off my face all that is left is my skull. Then they lundge the rest of me in the oil and the pain is unstandable I feel like am going to die but I do not because the devil has my soul . As I sink to the bottom I fall back into the tourcher chambers of hell.The End

Mr.Murphy and theLand of Bulbaria

There once was a light bulb named Sanders Murphy he was a more so elderly fellow that lived in the great city of LightSight City. Mr.Murphy was a familiarly rich light bulb, yet he was not one of the shaded different colored punk light bulbs nor was he a swirly long lasting light bulb, he was just a plain rounded light bulb.  Mr.Murphy lived in a mansion on Light Bulb Avenue it was an amazing mansion the biggest on the street and was quite an elegant looking home too.  Though the mansion was rather empty only Mr.Murphy lived there, though there may have been lots of fancy furniture and lots of nice light bulb sockets it was empty of friends Mr.Murphy began to get lonely .Mr.Murphy worked out of his home as an electrician trying to find better ways to make energy for light bulbs, so even his job did not bring him to meet that many people. Mr.Murphy was such a lonely fellow and rarely left his house not that he ever really needed to, he had all the energy and money he could want.

One day Mr.Murphy was working along in his shop in the basement of his mansion, and he was testing a new experiment on energy. When suddenly he bumped a wire and BANG it fell on to another wire and it had made some kind of micro fusion portal it was big , purple , and was a mostly squared but round on the sides it was rather swirly with a bit of green and black in the purple mass of color. Mr.Murphy did not know what to think of it he thought maybe he should phone the light bulb police but part of him wanted to see what it was, and wanted to step through it and see what happens he was not sure what to do. But finally he had decided to step through the portal his loneliness had finally got to him and he wanted a bit of an adventure so he stepped through.

Fire every were balls of darkness flying every were . Mr.Murphy had ended up in a pre historic place and was in the middle of a battle. Between the army of darkness and the Light Alliance . Mr.Murphy was in the Light Alliance's city and was just below the wall were Light bulbs from the Light alliace shot arrow's at the army of darkness from the top of the walls. The Light Alliance army was shooting arrows but the arrow heads on the arrows were glass a filled with light. And the army of Darkness was shooting catapults and arrows , the catapult ammo was huge glass balls full of darkness and same as the arrows they had arrow heads glass filled with darkness. There was cracked and broken light bulbs every were most of them were burnt out from the Arrow's Of Darkness. Lots of medical light bulbs were going around with portabal energy outlets trying to recharge the injured and flickering light bulbs.

The Army Of Darkness was starting to retreat and Mr.Murphy was trying to figure out were he was he was terribly scared so decided to turn around and go back but when he turned around the portal was gone. "Everybody to the Feasting Hall" Yelled Light Bulb, so Mr.Murphy in a frantic decided to go with the flow and follow wre most all the light bulbs were heading. Mr.Murphy entered into a room with all the other lightbulbs this room was really magnificently big much larger then his mansion back in LightSight City. The room was full of tables and chairs and the walls were decerated with Swords of light crossed over Shields of light. Then at the front of the room quite away from Mr.Murphy cam out a light bulb far brighter then all the other light bulbs he looked around an he said "Fellows light bulbs of The Light Alliance we have won this battle and have claimed victory but do not start to celebrate yet , the Army Of Darkness is reqrouping now and have called in reinforcements far more then the army that we just Battled but this time we have no chance of winning alone and from that point I am going to form a battalian squad of one-hundred light bulbs and these chosen light bulbs will have to journey to the centre of BulbBaria to the city of Lightastranta and ask our allies to aid us in our battle and then return with the army of Lightastranta".

As the bright light bulb finished talking he started to pick many light bulbs to be in his squad .Mr.Murphy slowly approached the bright light bulb and the light bulb said "Hello fellow light bulb how may I assi..." "Were am I" Blurted out Mr.Murphy .With an astonished look on the bright light bulbs face he says " You must not be from around here ,well if you must know you are in the land of BulbBaria and you are in the great city of Bulbaburtoss , and were are you from? ". " I am from LightSight city and some how I got here threw a portal and I would really like to go back home" a litte fusteratedly says Mr.Murphy. " I am afraid I can not help you with that , I am far to busy battling the army of darkness" says the bright light bulb "Please's I need to go home !" says Mr.Murphy.With a concerned look on the bright light bulbs face he says "Hmmm I have a deal for you Mr...." "Mr.Murphy is what people call me" Mr.Murphy says.
"If you travel to Lightastranta with my other warriors and get the armies of Lightastranta to assit us in our battle ,when you return and the Army of Darkness is defeated I will help you to return home, Oh and by the way my name is Prince Bulbexander" says Prince Bulbexander.

"I Agree" Mr.Murphy says confidently "Okay go talk to a Light Bulb named Gorgieobulb , he will bein the armory and will set you up with what you will need on your journey" Prince Bulbexander says.So Mr.Murphy heads off out of the Feasting Hall and into the city trying to find the Armory. After a while of wondering threw the city and threw the streets and all the magnificent buildings and statues , Mr.Murphy found the armory ."A atlast  Bulbexander told me to be expecting you" says Gorgieobulb. Gorgieobulb continues "I got a few weapons ready for you would you like to bare a sword of light , a staff of light or Bow and Arrows of light?" . "Why will I need to have a weapon and if I do I will have no idea how to use it?" Mr.Murphy says as he is a little confused."Well you should just have a weapon for protection and you will learn to use it on your trip you can also go talk to Graderbulb he will give you the basic and let you have some training at the target practise arena" Gorgieobulb says. " Well if I must I would prefer the Sword Of Light and were might I find this target practise arena and this so called Graderbulb?" Mr.Murphy asks. "You will find the target practise arena about five minutes walk north of the statues of King Lightinaton" Gorgieobulb says. And on that mark Mr.Murphy says his good byes to Gorgieobulb and heads out to find the target practise arena.

Mr.Murphy has a good idea of how to cordinate threw the city pretty well and listens to the  directions Gorgieobulb gave him and he finds the Target Pracise Arena fairly fast. Quickly after Mr.Murphy arrived he was approached by Graderbulb . Mr.Murphy fills Graderbulb in and tells him that Gorgieobulb sent him . Graderbulb finds Mr.Murphy a trainer and he starts of training.
After a couple hours of the basic training and attack with a sword his trainer tells him to return to Graderbulb so Mr.Murphy listens and heads off trying to find Graderbulb.Once Mr.Murphy finally finds Graderbulb the talk a little the Graderbulb congradulates Mr.Murphy one his training because he did really good.Then Graderbulb finishes up the conversation and tell Mr.Murphy to return to the Feasting Hall and talk to Prince Bulbexander. Now Mr.Murphy remebers his way back to the Feasting Hall and continues on threw the city to fond the Feasting Hall.Without and trouble Mr.Murphy finds the Feasting Hall and finds Prince Bulbexander.
Bulbexander alike Graderbulb congradulates him on all his progress training and requests him to join his feast for winning the battle agaisnt the Army of Darkness and Mr.Murphy accepts the invotation to the feast.


Amazing the music at the feast and all the food. The food was exstrordinary and there was astounding amounts of food.Heaps of different kinds of foods turkey, corn , beef ,  chicken and all sorts of different vegetables and drinks. It was a woderful feast with all the great music and all dfferent types of instruments.After a long and abundent feast it was time to rest up and Mr.Murphy was showed to his cot and he went to be for the night. Mr.Murphy fell to sleep right away after a tiresom but an entreging day. Threw the night Mr.Murphy slept very well and woke up the next morning to find what awaited him that day and on his journey to Lightastranta. The sun was just begening to rise and the soldiors of light were waking up and suiting up with there weapons and preparing for the voyage to Lightastranta.After Mr.Murphy got his weapon and other needs for the voyage together he was greated by Prince Bulbexander. Bulbexander and Mr.Murphy have a short conversation on the voyage and what he will endure on this voyage and what it will be like. After the short conversation all the troops are ready to head out of the village so Mr.Murphy says his good-byes to Prince Bulbexander and leaves to jourey toward Lightastranta.

Chris Snowboarding

Once me and Chris were heading up to Big White to go snowboarding and when we got there we went strait to the Telus Park lift.But on the way up Chris fell off  and broke all his bones and ligaments in his body.Also as he hit the ground a snowmobile went by and went over his legs accidentally.Though the snowmobile rider did not know what he hit so he came back and accidentally went of Chris's legs again.Some how Chris was still alive but was paralyzed and could not talk.Then I phoned the Big White ambulance and the came and put pain reliever needles in him, but the paramedics made a mistake and the needles were pain enhancers. So Chris was paralyzed and couldn't speak either. Now the Big White ambulance was taking us to the Kelowna hospital but the roads were slippery and they hit another car. Chris went crashing threw the ambulance windshield and under the other car. But the other car didn't want to deal with insurance or get in trouble so the drove away .trouble is Chris was still under there car snagged on the bottom of it and was dragging under the car still alive and paralyzed. Also the car they had was stolen so they decided to burn it. And Chris was still under it paralyzed and unable to scream for help. There for Chris was slowly burning under the car but then it blew up and sent Chris flying into a tree. Where he was stuck there unable to move or scream for help for  seven days . When he starved to death.But I still regardless went back to Big White had fun with out Chris and went home. The End